This journey took seven-hundred ninety-eight detours.
This journey took forty-nine heimlich maneuvers from fifty-six choking sprees.
This journey took three hundred and two hairstyles and costume changes per year per mood swing.
This journey took ninety-seven miles of gauze to wrap around the fits of pain.
This journey took an entire prescription pad full of side-effects.
This journey took thirty-stitches and enough scabs to cover the potholes.
This journey took forty-seven gallons of spit, eight pregnancy scares, nine break-ins, an allergic reaction and three wrong numbers.
This journey took ninety-one rewrites.
This journey took six hundred and three anxiety attacks plus four relapses.
This journey took fourteen tablespoons of terror.
This journey took me the wrong way on a highway meant for trucks and I am not a truck.
This journey took thirteen restraining orders and fifteen and a half unwelcome mats.
This journey took one small claims court appearance and a collision of shyness.
This journey took eighty-two trees to chop for all these letters and a hoard of stamps and dedicated postal workers.
This journey took until this moment to finally reach here…reach you…reach home.